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A TV movie by its
original maker, the God
of television shows and
movies, Mr. Aaron
Spelling. What
better way to pay homage
to one's own pulsating
veins of creativity than
by reincarnating the
1973 version of
Satan's School for Girls
into a stylish, eerie,
and sexy modern version
of witchcraft at its
most evil.
Witchcraft and
superstitions at a
prestigious woman's
college are rumored to
be the extra curricular
activities that an elite
group of girls dabble
into and who call
themselves The Five.
As a child, Beth (Shannen
Doherty) was able to
see visions in her
dreams and be able to
identify if a card being
held up was a face or
number card without
second guessing it. One
night all that changed
when Beth and her
parents got into a fight
over being able to stay
home and watch her
sister, Jenny (Irene
Contogiorgis), without a
baby sitter. That night
Beth dreamt her parents
were killed in a car
crash and they were.
Beth's guilt caused her
gifts to be buried deep
in her heart for the
memories and the pain
were too much to bare.
Years
later, Beth receives an
urgent call for her
sister to meet her back
home. Shockingly Beth's
arrival ends in a horror
scene when she finds
Jenny in a puddle of
blood, suicide the
obvious cause of death.
Beth doesn't buy this
especially since Jenny
told her she needed to
talk to her about
something very serious
happening at the college
she attended.
Beth, with the help of
her friend, gets a fake
ID and enrolls at
Fallbridge Women's
College as "Karen
Oxford."
Karen meets Dean Olivia
Burtis (Kate Jackson)
and asks her about the
recent suicide the
school had to deal with.
Olivia professes her
great sadness and tells
Karen that the girl was
very troubled and no one
could help her.
Karen gets befriended by
a few of the college
gals named Alison (Julie
Benz,) Paige (Taraji P.
Henson) and Hillary
(Mandy Schaffer) who
fill her in on some of
the more colorful
personalities that the
school has to offer.
Karen also starts to
date Mark (Daniel
Cosgrove), who's a real
nice guy and someone
that Karen can finally
open up her past to and,
at the same time, awaken
her magical powers, but
there seems to be some
strings attached that
Karen is unaware of with
her girlfriends and
boyfriend.
When Karen starts to
question Lisa (Victoria
Sanchez), the girl her
sister was roommates
with, there is a cold
wall placed in front of
Karen and Lisa doesn't
want anything to do with
Karen. In fact, she even
threatens Karen so she
will stay away, but Lisa
seems to know something
about Karen and Karen's
new gal pals and her
boyfriend Mark tell her
to stay away from her
because she is involved
in the occult.
What happens when Karen
has a dream that Lisa is
murdered and wakes up to
see her mangled body
outside of her window?
Karen is getting deeper
into finding out that
the school may be up to
something sinister and
that The Five are
looking to recruit a
fifth member to complete
their cycle.
Who are The Five and
what do they have
planned for Karen, and
can Karen fight this
evil without giving into
temptation?
This dark, campy and
pleasing movie will
appeal to fans of
Shannen Doherty and Mr.
Spelling's work in
general. There's good
stuff in here and the
performances and the
theme should make for an
engaging watch.
That Shannen Doherty would enjoy a
career revival by playing a witch on
series television might have seemed
like the punch line to a bad joke a
couple of years ago, but in the
spirit of sticking with what works,
the star of the WB's "Charmed"
headlines the remake of the
supernatural horror film "Satan's
School for Girls," which first aired
on the Alphabet web in
1973. This updated version, from
director Christopher Leitch ("China
Beach") confirms the old adage that
as much as things change, they stay
the same -- at least when it comes
to TV movies. In fact, seen-it-all
horror fans won't find anything new
or particularly shocking here, but
there is camp fun to be had, and
therein lies the appeal.
Writer Michael Hitchcock's idea of a
remake, based on the teleplay
written by A.A. Ross, means "Scream"-like
rip-offs, steamy sex scenes, lots of
smoke-and-mirrors special effects
and a few pop culture references to
bring pic into the new millennium.
Mostly, however, Hitchcock sticks to
the basis premise of an underlying
evil at an all-girl school.
"The Five," a secret society, is a
controlling force behind the scenes
of New England's Fallbridge Women's
College. When the younger sister of
Beth Hammersmith (Doherty)
mysteriously dies in what is ruled a
suicide, Beth enrolls at the college
under an assumed name to try to
uncover the truth.
Of course, all is not what it seems
at Fallbridge, and Beth must rely on
her own telekinetic skills to
protect her from the danger lurking
behind the ivy-covered walls.
Even if viewers aren't familiar with
the original, it doesn't take much
to guess who is behind all of the
deaths at the school. But what the
pic lacks in mystery is made up for
in catty stereotypes of college
students. In most cases, Hitchcock
and Leitch lay them on thick. The
Goth girls make for the usual
suspects, the Sorority girls are
elitists and the comely coeds are
very possessive of their boyfriends.
What really dates the film, however,
is the underlying notion of "The
Five." Perhaps in 1973 it seemed
like the only way a woman could
become successful was by making a
pact with the devil, but the promise
of attaining anything you want by
such alternative means has lost some
of its validity today. Women have
come a long way, baby, and they
didn't need Satan's help to get
there.
Although some would argue that point
in terms of the humorless Doherty,
here the notorious star plays the
role of the maudlin and confused
Beth convincingly. If she had added
scared to her repertoire, it would
have been a near dead-on
performance.
Victoria Sanchez does a nice turn as
the scary Goth student Lisa,
although Julie Benz in a
Jekyll-and-Hyde role manages to
drain all menace from the horror
scenes by chanting "Hail Satan," in
her Chipmunklike voice. Kate
Jackson, who appeared in the
original as a student, is commanding
in her few scenes as Olivia Burtis,
the dean of the school who may or
may not be in on the shenanigans.
Very little blood is shed, and when
it is, it's shown in black and
white. Still, pic has enough
gruesome images to warrant a TV-14
guideline. Leitch also makes use of
negative images and spooky sets that
more than anything add to the camp
feel. Perri Garrara's production is
appropriately spooky even though
Sergei Kozlov's shots of a bright
and arid landscape make for a poor
replica of New England.
It's Shannen Doherty vs. Satan
By Beth Harris , March, 11, 2000
Shannen Doherty mixes it up with
Satan worshippers in a remake of a
27-year-old movie that capitalizes
on TV's current obsession with all
things supernatural. That means
plenty of blood, knives and signs of
the devil, like the '666' scrawled
in blood on the chest of a dead man.
In "Satan's School for Girls," star
Doherty, Daniel Cosgrove ("Beverly
Hills, 90210") and Kate Jackson.
"Is that the worst title you've ever
heard in your life?" Jackson asks.
"It's stunning that anyone would
want to remake this."
Jackson should know. She starred in
the original 1973 version, also
produced by Aaron Spelling, who gave
Jackson and Doherty their big breaks
on his TV shows. Jackson co-starred
in Spelling's first series, the '70s
police drama "The Rookies," while
Doherty gained fame during a few
tantrum-filled years on "90210."It
was easy for Spelling to round up
his go-to girls for what he calls a
"popcorn" movie. All he had to do
was call.
"My experience has been that when
Aaron asks you to do something, you
do it," said Doherty, who stars on
Spelling's hit WB show "Charmed."
After "The Rookies," Jackson helped
keep Spelling at the top of the
ratings with "Charlie's Angels."
"I was lucky enough to have been
called by him when I was in my early
20s, so when he calls me now I still
say yes," she said.
Spelling says ABC approached him
about a remake, and he freely
admits, "This is not an Emmy
Award-winning movie."
"Satan's School" isn't much of a
stretch for Doherty, who plays a
witch possessing magical powers on
"Charmed." In the movie, she goes
undercover as a college student to
investigate the alleged suicide of
her sister at a strange East Coast
school for women.
Fallbridge College isn't for prudes.
The students wear clingy halter tops
and too-short dresses, sleep with
professors, and in between classes,
those up to no good gather 'round a
dead tree for a satanic ceremony
where one of them (yikes!) morphs
into a vicious barking dog.
Method actors need not apply.
"I don't think I could have been
this really dramatic, serious
actress without it coming off
really, really cheesy," concedes
Doherty in between drags on a
cigarette outside her trailer on the
"Charmed" set.
During the kitschy romp through the
dark side, Doherty's character,
Beth, is harassed by her late
sister's ex-roommate, a goth girl
who looks like Marilyn Manson's best
friend.
But Beth is a cool customer. She
shatters lightbulbs with a mere
stare. In the dorm bathroom, the
lights flash and a faucet drips
unusually loudly, even after she
turns it off. Oooh, danger lurks!
"It's probably one of the more
interesting performances I've
given," Doherty said. "I'm not
saying good, I'm just saying
interesting because my reactions are
really bizarre. When horrifying
stuff happens, my character sort of
deadpans it and rolls her eyes."
The "horror" includes black crows
and the snarling dog with glowing
red eyes, which conveniently appear
just before somebody winds up dead.
The oversized birds get a workout.
"My job as an actor is for those 80
seconds that I'm on camera to
actually believe it, but the minute
they say, 'Cut!,' you're like, 'Ohh,
that crow is so stupid,"' Doherty
said. "It's like, come on, none of
this is real."
The '73 version lacked the high-tech
special effects sprinkled throughout
this movie, including a fiery,
chandelier-busting ending that is
particularly gruesome for Jackson's
character.
"Aaron is one of the masters and I
love this, he puts his tongue firmly
in his cheek and marches on,"
Jackson said.
Jackson makes a rare TV appearance
as the college's headmistress, who's
mixed up in the devilish goings-on.
In recent years, she's stayed out of
the limelight to raise a son.
Despite fond memories of filming the
original, Jackson so despises the
movie's title that she insists on
calling it "The School."
"There's a certain amount of
suspension of belief you have so you
can pull it off for the audience,"
she said, "but you hope you're not
going to be remembered for 'The
School."'
Don't worry, Kate. "I barely
remember the first one," Spelling
said. "After 138 TV movies, they all
kind of run together." |